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Mark Crouch

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The Internet: HTML

Hail, good people of Web. I am your leader, Mark Crouch, and I will be vigilante in my ongoing struggle to tackle the arch-rival of all decent Mark-fearing people, HTML! Please refer to this page often for battle statistics and advances from the front lines.

God bless, may your prayers be with us.

Seriously though. Whatever you want on this page I'm cool for. I want to make it a sort of interactive humor site. Like Hecklers but completely the opposite, y'know? Well, no you don't know and that's the way it should be. I want humorous stories and ideas for contests (maybe even prizes...yeah RIGHT!) or ANYTHING so write me!

News from the Front The whenever-i-feel-like-it Top Ten List (updated in random increments) Mark's Half-Assed Attempt at Acrophobia Remember those boring seminars during Junior testing? :-) Submit <what do you mean, submit WHAT? Submit ANYTHING you morons - the site's friggin' EMPTY> Email me Yes, it's the SAME address. What do you want from me - corporate sponsorship? Yeesh.