TOP TEN
You may ask...the top ten what?  Well, that's a VERY good question but let's find out.  This is probably the ONLY thing I'll get submissions for, even though I want submissions for EVERYTHING.  I am your voice - the voice of the people - what do you wish of your internet page?  Tell me, guide me, SERVE ME!  Together, we will crush this nemisis, HTML, into oblivion!
Here's how it goes:  We all type up suggestions and then you all vote on which ones are the best and I order them accordingly.  Nobody knows who's is who's unless you guys do what I think you'll do and tell each other, you morons.  :-)
Top Ten Reasons to Swim in Mark's Lake!